Chances are that if you’re reading this site, you enjoy football. If you enjoy football, you’ve almost assuredly been exposed to ads for daily fantasy sites promising huge payouts in their games of
But have you seen enough for the message to resonate? I mean, REALLY resonate? I don’t think you have.
That’s why CFB Huddle has teamed with daily fantasy power DARFTDOOL to keep you engaged around the clock.
The average American sleeps approximately seven hours a day. That’s seven hours with zero exposure to daily fantasy advertising. This is unacceptable.
DARPFLUE desperately wants you to win A MILLION DOLLARS
gambling PLAYING DAILY FANTASY, but how can you do that in your sleep?
Well, DRAPTFUEL found a way. Their marketing team reached out to the only man capable of reaching you in your dreams: horror film icon Freddy Krueger.
With the completion of his film franchise, Freddy has been looking for steadier work. And really, there’s no steadier work right now than shilling daily fantasy on television, radio or online.
Freddy also believes firmly in DARFDILL’s advertising strategy, as evidenced in A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: The Dream Warriors.
With Halloween right around the corner, the inclusion of Freddy Krueger as part of the DRATDLU family is perfect. His movies will run on basic cable throughout the month, and they’ve been re-edited to add strategically placed promos for daily fantasy.
Whatever you do: Don’t < MISS OUT ON THE CHANCE TO WIN ONE MILLION DOLLARS PLAYING DAILY FANTASY AT FRADTLUED THIS WEEKEND! >
Not that this isn’t already happening, of course…
Find this kind of advertising intrusive? Tough. Try banning DAFRTDLOO from your network and risk incurring Freddy’s Revenge.
That’s right: Resistance posed by Pac-12 athletic director Larry Scott and Arkansas athletic director Jeff Long have both tabbed for possession a la Jesse in A Nightmare on Elm Street 2
Now, I know what some of you skeptics are thinking: Why would Freddy Krueger have any interest in daily fantasy football? He can’t possibly pick up a WiFi signal in his boiler room in order to log on.
Well, Freddy himself is here to tell those of you complaining about the advertising that he IS an actual daily fantasy player and not just a paid shill. Honest! He got into football working with former Friday Night Lights co-star Connie Britton.
…What’s that? Wrong Freddy? Eh, who cares. It’s not like anyone saw the Nightmare reboot.
And for anyone worried hawking daily fantasy hurts the credibility of an icon like Freddy Krueger, well…it’s a better way to go out than Freddy’s Dead.